Tax Time

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

The trick is to stop thinking of it as "your" money. - The I.R.S.

People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"

I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.

Proposed New Simplified Tax Form:

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

Benjamin Franklin said nothing is certain but death and taxes: but death isn't annual. 

Happy Tax Day!